Richard

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Introduction
C. Richard Cromwell is a new face in Prospect, California. He comes from the east coast, where he worked as a consultant for commercial entities that needed help learning new things. Things like the Bayesian hierarchical normal intrinsic conditional autoregressive model, nonconvex selection in nonparametric additive models, asymptotic fail probabilities, and stochastic regression. The stuff that makes a business more viable, obviously.

He has zero stars on Yelp.

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Stereotypes
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Celestial Chorus Quick
Dreamspeakers Red
Euthanatos Fox
Hollow Ones Jumps
Order of Hermes Over
Sons of Ether The
Verbena Lazy
Virtual Adepts Brown
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Contacts
If you add me, I will add you.

Adora - First met at Project Roasters. Desperately wanted to know where I found a 1910 publication of Principia Mathematica. An adequate answer was provided. She may have it by now. Prominent adjective: ebullient.
Yoko - First met in passing. She has remarkable credentials and is looking to get acquainted with the city of Prospect. She will find acquaintances in short order. Prominent adjective: motivated.
Denise - First met just west of the Shoals. Has left behind what seems to be inadequate circumstances for a chance to improve herself. From what I can infer, she has succeeded. Prominent adjective: laudable.
Sunil - First met at Prospect Roasters. He has made a career in studying and countering a very grave subject that affects 409.5 out of 100,000 people in California each year. His easygoing nature allows him to handle it in stride. Prominent adjective: affable.

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The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster; their best chance at improving the dairy industry.

They decided to consult the foremost biologists and recombinant DNA technicians to build them a better cow. They assembled this team of great scientists, and gave them unlimited funding. They requested rare chemicals, weird bacteria, tons of quarantine equipment--there was a horrible typhus epidemic they started by accident--and, 2 years later, they came back with the "new, improved cow." It had a milk production improvement of 2% over the original.

They then tried with the greatest Nobel Prize winning chemists around. They worked for six months, and, after requisitioning tons of chemical equipment, and poisoning half the small town in Colorado where they were working with a toxic cloud from one of their experiments, they got a 5% improvement in milk output.

The physicists tried for a year, and, after ten thousand cows were subjected to radiation therapy, they got a 1% improvement in output.

Finally, in desperation, they turned to the mathematicians. The foremost mathematician of his time offered to help them with the problem. Upon hearing the problem, he told the delegation that they could come back in the morning and he would have solved the problem. In the morning, they came back, and he handed them a piece of paper with the computations for the new, 300% improved milk cow.

The plans began:

"A Proof of the Attainability of Increased Milk Output from Bovines: Consider a spherical cow..."

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Richard

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Overview
Full name: Courtney Richard Cromwell
Nationality: American
Occupation: Actuary
Nature: Autocrat
Demeanor: Judge
Blood Type: O-
Known For: Punctuality

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RP Hooks
  • Plan: Consider whether or not you feel like RPing.
  • Do: Choose Richard as a viable RP candidate.
  • Check: Contact Richard (ICly or OOCly) to determine availability.
  • Act: Meet somewhere on the grid and have a whopping good time.

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