Troubleshooters

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Troubleshooters
"We solve problems."

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(The following is a paid announcement.)

Looking for a part-time job?
Looking for a second job?
Have some skills, but having trouble putting them to good use?
It's a tough economy out there. We can help.

(Image: A whiteboard.
'Step 1: Skills. Step 2: ... Step 3: Profit!'
A couple of young men and women scratch their heads and shrug.)

Need a professional in a hurry?
Don't have time to wade through the phone book and maybe get the bum end of the deal?
We stand behind our employees: satisfaction guaranteed or double your money back,
plus Uncle Enzo will personally come to your home or business and apologize!

(Call 619-555-0451, or visit us at the Thorn Building, suite 2030.
Web site, Facebook, yadda yadda yadda.
Open 24 hours. Licensed by the California Employment Agency Commission.)


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Phil
General manager
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Erica
Switchboard consultant
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Tim
Field agent
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Bliss
Ombudsman
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Fax your résumé to
619-555-2688
attn: Benny Clark