♦ Apparent Age: "Boring!"
♦ Occupation: "Yeah, right!"♦ Nationality: "Citizen of the planet Earth. DIE! DIE! ALIEN SCUM!"
♦ Crazy "She's not crazy. *You're* crazy!"
♦ Lezzie Vampires "Hates them!"
♦ Watermelons "The real musical fruit! Ask her about the melon-baller! That means *you*, Mugsy!"
♦ Agent of F.E.S.T.E.R. "She's a secret agent! It says so on her business card!"♦ Space Mummies! "If you see them tell her immediately and return to your home citizen!"
Psychos, Weirdos, and Perverts!
♦ River "You're gonna get in trouble one of these days."
♦ Princess Dionysus "Tranny pervert! I don't want to wear a dress!"
♦ Bliss "Mini-me! The first in my army of clones! Good soldier!"
♦ Mugsy "My Arch-Nemesis! Bowel-Disruptor set on intestine MELT!"
♦ Phil "YOU CHEATED!!!... and you're probably a commie!"
♦ Isis "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"♦ Cross "A very suspicious-looking hobo. I think that he did it."
They're Real! The Space Mummy Leader Revealed! OWie!
Nazis. I hate them! I Survived! Hobbitses. They annoy me. Phear! Aliens are real! ...and they have cool stuff! Weird.
THE LAND OF BACON! I WANNA GO! Zombie Grrl! Rawr! Could happen.
There are my slippers. Shiney. Purple. Leather! Ew.
Not what you think. Circle of Life. I'm coming for you Mugsy!
*snicker* Target: acquired. SURPRISE!
Swooping, out of the shadows! I'm coming to git you, varmit! Shaq-Fu Ninja Chop!
TOM JONES!!! whatever.
i'm sleepy now.